That’s right. I am going to share the secret, let the cat out of the bag, spill the beans, you know, let you in the club! In order to be a full-fledged member of the Chicks with Ticks you must have a sense of adventure. This sense usually accompanies a need to be outdoors and a basic disregard for what is proper.
I have begun a sort of Guidebook. A manual, if you will, that will assist you in becoming a Chick with Ticks (if you are not already) and guide you along on your journey to become a true member (or honorary member for you boys and men) of Chicks with Ticks!
Some general rules for Chicks with Ticks:
- Backpack/purse – same thing
- Snake boots go with everything (including shorts)
- You can wear the same pair of socks two days (or weeks) in a row as they will only get dirty again
- What happens in the forest, stays in the forest (this rule is to protect you – trust me some embarrassing stuff happens out there)
- Call “Log”, “Hole”, “Don’t Move”, “Duck”, etc. to your partner if you are in front
- Pick a tree to climb in the unlikely (yeah right) event that something comes at you
- Never stick you hand in a hole – that’s why they call them sticks – DUH
- You got my back – I got yours
- Everything is Perfect!!
This is just for starters. An introduction, if you will. For all situations, there is an answer – we will address them in Sections.
Thank you for your interest in becoming a Chick with Ticks!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU STARTED!!!
It's Perfect!
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